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Ficam aqui entao as 50 incredibly annoying things office workers do that drive everyone mad:
1. Not washing up mugs
2. Eating food that smells (particularly eggs)
3. Microwaving fish
4. Using speaker phone in an open plan office
5. Whistling/singing
6. Asking about/talking about commuting EVERY SINGLE DAY
7. Boasting about how busy they are (obviously they're just inefficient time wasters)
8. Not making the tea when it's their turn
9. Standing next to your desk while you're on the phone
10. Bad bathroom habits
11. Talking loudly
12. Saying 'good afternoon' when you're 5 minutes late
13. Making farmyard noises while eating
14. Standing in the way of the lift doors
15. Having an awkward tea round requirement (milk in first, half hot, half cold water NO)
16. Spraying perfume/deodorant
17. Being rude to the cleaners
18. Typing too loudly
19. Ignoring a ringing phone
20. Organizing pointless meetings
21. Not rinsing teaspoons
22. "Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays"
23. Laughing at things that aren't funny
24. Being late to meetings so everything has to be discussed again
25. Fiddling with the air conditioning/heating
26. Commenting on your lunch. "OOH HEALTHY" - I don't care what you think
27. Presuming that just because you sit next to the photocopier that you are a photocopier engineer
28. Blowing their noses loudly
29. Picking their teeth and then scrutinizing the spoils
30. Showing YouTube videos you've seen 1,000 times
31. Having BO (body odour)
32. Bad breath
33. People with BAD colds who still come in to work
34. Booking meetings at lunchtime
35. Leaving phones on desks when they're away
36. Sniffing
37. Emailing the entire company about missing mugs
38. Hiding in the toilets to avoid work
39. Laughing and then looking around as if to say 'Go on, ask me. ASK ME!'
40. Eating cereal at their desk and scraping the bowl loudly
41. Wearing headphones so you can't speak to them
42. Bringing in cake every day so everyone fails their diets
43. But also eating all the cakes
44. Saying the word ping instead of send
45. Adjusting your chair while you're on holiday
46. Loudly reading out emails no-one cares about
47. Tapping their pen incessantly
48. Passive-aggressive note leavers
49. Asking what you had for lunch
50. Turning up.
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