E para leitura de ferias deixamos aqui alguns factos que quem ja ca esta percebe ou identifica-se e quem esta a pensar mudar-se para terras de sua majestade vai perceber mais cedo ou mais tarde J
Retirado da pagina do Facebook Very British Problems:
Children in Need has raised over 600 million pounds over the years and yet Pudsey the Bear is still awaiting his vital eye operation.
Having a cup of tea when you’re bored simply because you’re British and that’s what we do.
"Anywhere's fine by me" - Translation: It won't be my fault when lunch is inevitably disappointing
Bonfire Night lasts three bloody weeks apparently
Successfully making a cup of tea in the advert break and feeling like you’ll definitely be representing Great Britain at the next Olympics
The way to solve all problems: "Put the kettle on"
There are two types of people in this world:
1. People who cried at the new John Lewis advert
2. Liars
1. People who cried at the new John Lewis advert
2. Liars
Slowly realizing year on year that X factor is getting steadily worse.
You can tell where a person is from by how they eat their chips.
I'm not convinced that Peter Andre really is that amazed at the 89p frozen peas at Iceland.
"Is it raining where you are?"
No
No
"Oooh well it's on its way!!"
Complaining about the mess in Primark, but happily contributing to it by shoving items you decide you don’t want on any nearest shelf.
"Does anyone want this last roast potato?" - Translation: I want this last roast potato.
Having at least 23 teaspoons in the sink at any one time (our kitchen definitelyJ)
Leaving a single biscuit in the biscuit tin because you don't want to be accused of eating ALL the biscuits.
Getting home from any outing and immediately 'popping the kettle on'.
Spending about 80% of any telephone conversation saying the word 'bye'.
Over exaggerating everything, "I'm freezing" "I'm starving" "I'm dying".
The near homicidal rage when someone puts the milk in first!
Katie Hopkins is single handedly a British Problem.
Getting a bit too excited when you see your home town on the news.
Accidentally catching a stranger's eye, so pretending to look for someone in every single direction.
Standing in any sort of queue and being overly suspicious of anybody looking like they might push in, even if they're just walking past.
When signing for a delivery, scribbling something in no way replicate of your actual signature on that really awkward screen.
"I can't believe how dark it is"
Spending your life squeezing by people, yet never once completing the sentence: "Excuse me, sorry, do you mind if I just..."
Constantly complaining about the efficiency of self-service checkout machines, but always choosing to use them over real people.
Saying: "It's definitely getting colder" - fifty times a day.
You know you’re British when you can argue about the difference between 'tea' and 'dinner' for eternity.
Ate já!
